“I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be.” Quote by Arthur Smith
“I like doing things I haven't learnt about yet. I've always been interested in art, and I love doing art.” Art Author:Arthur Smith
“If you want to write something of length, however modern and radical, you must live the life of an elderly gentleman of the 1950s.” IfsWantWritingModernRadicalLive LifeGentlemanLengthElderly Author:Arthur Smith
“The reporter is the daily prisoner of clocked facts. On all working days, he is expected to do his best in one swift swipe at each story.” FactsStoriesExpectedPrisonerReporters Author:Jim Bishop
“It is more interesting to be compared to someone famous, because it lets you gauge what perceptions people have about your appearance.” PeopleInterestingPerceptionAppearanceGauges Author:Arthur Smith
“It was Julie Burchill who decreed that, beyond a certain age, a man should not be seen in a leather jacket.” MenShouldAgeCertainJacketsLeatherLeather Jackets Author:Arthur Smith
“It's worth turning up to an awards gig if you know you've won one but, since you never do know, it's not worth it.” IfsKnowsAwardsWorth ItGigsNot Worth It Author:Arthur Smith
“Listening to Chris Moyles on Radio 1 is the most miserable thing any human being can do, but attending awards ceremonies isn't far behind.” HumansCan DoHuman BeingsBehindsListeningRadioMiserableAwardsCeremonyAttendingAward Ceremonies Author:Arthur Smith
“My sister-in-law believes that few narratives are so tightly constructed that you can't skip boring bits and still keep abreast of what's going on.” BelieveStillsLawBitsBoringNarrativeMy SisterIn-lawsSkipSister In Law Author:Arthur Smith
“Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.” WorldFunnyStuffBearsLaughterJokesDeserveWeightEightCentsNinetyFunny StuffNinety Eight Author:Arthur Smith