“As Shakespeare said, there's nothin' cooler than droppin' the 'g's off of gerunds!”
Quote by Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert is an American comedian, writer, television host, and political commentator. He is known for his satirical style on the show 'The Colbert Report' and is recognized for his wit and humor, often offering sharp commentary on political and social issues. more
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