“But my customers Have been most understanding, and we have responded with generosity if they do not overreact. If they find a dead body in the aisle, they're entitled to a 20% discount off 1 item that day.”
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Robert Asprin
Robert Asprin, born on June 28, 1946, was an American author of science fiction and fantasy fiction. Known for his humorous and satirical style, his works have won the hearts of readers. Asprin's most famous work is the 'Thieves' World' series, which combines elements of adventure, fantasy, and humor, becoming a representative of his literary career. more
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