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“It was funny to be an emcee, because you're so at the mercy of the club. You can show up for the weekend hoping to get the $400 - and get fired. I had to prank whoever they told me to prank.”

Quote by John Mulaney

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John Mulaney, born on August 26, 1982, is an accomplished American actor, writer, and comedian. Known for his unique sense of humor and sharp wit, he has made a name for himself in the comedy world, serving as a writer for several comedy shows and starring in Broadway musicals. more

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