“I don't regret any of my transgressions, because I believe I paid for them a million times over.” Quote by Jim Goad
“A primary flaw in my psychology is that I'll give people a hundred yards' worth of rope with which to hang themselves, but once they reach that hundred-yard line, I strangle them to death with it.” PeopleGivingLinesPsychologyHundredPrimariesFlawsYardsRope Author:Jim Goad
“What's good and bad, sweet spirit, are in the eye of the beholder.” EyeSpiritSweetGood And BadBeholderEye Of The Beholder Author:Jim Goad
“"Liberating" is a gay word, so let's phrase it this way: I know everything about me and still manage to be good friends with myself, so nothing anyone says that's truthful about me ever bothers me.” KnowsWayStillsGayBe GoodManageBotherPhrasesTruthfulGood FriendLiberating Author:Jim Goad
“What are a genuine pain in the ass are all the misconceptions and outright lies. I read somewhere that in 2004 I was homeless in Seattle and drinking heavily, which came as a shock since I've never been homeless and haven't had a drink since 1982. I've also heard SEVERAL times that I'm a card-carrying member of several white-supremacist groups, when the last group I belonged to was the Boy Scouts.” PainLastsLyingWhiteBoysHeardGroupsHavensDrinkMembersDrinkingGenuineAssCardsShockHomelessMisconceptionSeattleBoy Scout Author:Jim Goad
“I've never had a meth habit, I don't walk around naked, and unless I'm actively provoked, I'm generally polite and well-spoken.” WellsWalksHabitNakedPoliteProvoked Author:Jim Goad
“It's very odd to observe someone else taking your identity into their own hands and getting it all wrong. I don't think most people will ever get to experience how truly weird it is.” PeopleThinkingHandsIdentityOdd Author:Jim Goad
“Scientists have found the gene for shyness. They would have found it years ago, but it was hiding behind a couple of other genes.” YearsFoundBehindsCoupleYears AgoScientistShyHidingGenesShyness Author:Jonathan Katz
“Negative opinions about me don't faze me unless I respect the person giving the opinion, which is rare. And if it's someone I respect, I usually take heed of what they're saying. But if I don't respect them, which I usually don't, what's the point?” IfsGivingPersonsOpinionNegativeHeed Author:Jim Goad
“A lot of people expend great time and effort explaining why they don't like me, but none of them ever try to explain why their opinion should matter to me. I think most of them sense, but would never be brave enough to admit, their subordinate role in the food chain relative to me.” PeopleThinkingShouldTryingMatterEnoughEffortOpinionRolesBraveLike MeChainsRelativeBe BraveExplainingGreat TimesSubordinatesFood ChainDon't Like Me Author:Jim Goad
“Most of those who spend their lives as critics secretly wish they'd be considered important enough for someone to bother criticizing them.” ImportantEnoughWishCriticsBotherCriticize Author:Jim Goad
