“I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size.” Quote by Milton Berle
“I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat.” UsedFiveWifeTwentiesDollarsMy WifeChristmasCoatsPaymentTwenty FiveCertificatesMinkMink Coats Author:Milton Berle
“I just bought a great gift for my boss - a leaky ant farm.” ChristmasBossFarmsAntsGreat Gifts Author:Milton Berle
“I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I didn't.” GivingMadeLastsMistakeWifeTerribleMy WifeChristmasFancySwear Author:Milton Berle
“I wanted to get the guy who works next to me in the office something he really wants, but how do you wrap up a saloon?” WantWantedGuyNextOfficeChristmasWrapsSaloons Author:Milton Berle
“I was in a department store and I saw a weird-looking gadget. I asked the young saleslady what it was. She answered, "It doesn't do anything. It's just a Christmas gift."” YoungSawsStoresChristmasDepartmentGadgetsChristmas GiftDepartment Stores Author:Milton Berle
“In the suburbs it's hard to buy your Christmas gifts early in the year. You never know who your friends will be in December.” KnowsYearsHardChristmasDecemberSuburbsChristmas Gift Author:Milton Berle
“It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales.” KnowsTodayTomorrowChristmasGarageChristmas GiftConsolingGarage Sale Author:Milton Berle
“My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.” RealLawFoundBrotherSurpriseChristmasMy BrotherMy SisterIn-lawsStockingsSister In Law Author:Milton Berle
“My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.” LittlesSonChristmasMy SonMotorcycle Author:Milton Berle
“My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.” NiceSonChristmasMy SonBottlesCologne Author:Milton Berle