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Quote by Graham Chapman

“I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”

Quote by Graham Chapman

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Graham Chapman was a renowned British comedian, best known for his roles in the Monty Python comedy troupe. Born on January 8, 1941, he passed away on October 4, 1989. Chapman was beloved for his unique sense of humor and profound character interpretations. more

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