“Hey, you know who I feel bad for? Arab-Americans who truly want to get into crop dusting.”
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Brian Regan
Brian Regan, born on June 2, 1957, is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and insightful performances. He is renowned for his comedic routines that delve into everyday life, social phenomena, and personal experiences, which have won him a wide fan base. more
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