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“We need a war every 10 years, so we can stay match fit in case the Germans try again.”

Quote by Al Murray

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Al Murray, born on May 10, 1968, is a renowned British stand-up comedian. Known for his unique humor style and satirical approach, he excels in solo performances. Murray's comedy works often delve into social, political, and cultural aspects, winning him a dedicated fan base. more

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