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“I used to get nervous about three weeks before a gig... now I've managed to condense it down to a manageable ten minutes.”

Quote by Jo Brand

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Jo Brand is a British actress and comedian, born on July 23, 1957. Known for her unique sense of humor and satirical comedy, she has starred or appeared as a guest in various television shows, including 'The Fast Show' and 'Jo Brand's Christmas Party'. Brand's career spans across theater, film, and television. more

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