“A pessimist says all women are loose. An optimist does not, but he has hopes.” Quote by Julian Tuwim
“A virtuous girl never chases after boys; who ever saw a mousetrap chasing mice?” GirlBoysSawsVirtuousMiceChasing Author:Julian Tuwim
“Conscience: that quiet voice which whispers that someone is watching.” VoiceQuietConscienceQuiet Voice Author:Julian Tuwim
“I'm so not macho. It's crazy. My man cave is so not a man cave.” MenCrazyCavesMacho Author:Dave Grohl
“Fidelity--a strong itch with a prohibition to scratch.” StrongScratchesFidelityProhibition Author:Julian Tuwim
“The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work.” MenDifferencesWeekDrinkCamels Author:Julian Tuwim