“You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.” Quote by Prince Philip
“A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.” PeopleWantYearsMindSeemsToo MuchYears AgoComplainingClassicLeisureUnemployedEdinburghLeisure TimeToo Much Work Author:Prince Philip
“If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, are you going to ban cricket bats?” PeopleIfsSchoolDecidedClassicBatsCricketBansDukesCricketersEdinburgh Author:Prince Philip
“If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort - provided you don't travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly.” IfsSoundClassEconomyDesignComfortAppreciateImprovementNoiseClassicAircraftGhastly Author:Prince Philip
“We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!” GunClassicRushingCounsellorsRushing Around Author:Prince Philip
“It's difficult to see how it's possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs.” SongDifficultSingingValuableClassicHideous Author:Prince Philip
“How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?” LongEnoughTestsClassicEmbarrassingDukesBoozeGhastlyEdinburghDiamond Jubilee Author:Prince Philip
“[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?” Classic Author:Prince Philip