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“Have you seen that magazine Barely Legal? That means when you look at it, you're almost a pedophile.”

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Dave Attell
Dave Attell

Dave Attell is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and sharp wit. Born on January 18, 1965, he gained prominence in the comedy scene since the early 1990s. Attell is recognized for his performances that often tackle social and political topics, making him a landmark figure in contemporary comedy. more

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