“If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings”
Quote by Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Karl Pilkington is a British television personality known for his humor and genuine personality. Born on September 23, 1972, he gained popularity through his appearances on shows like 'The Ricky Gervais Show' and 'QI'. more
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