“If you are lucky and reverent, and hush for a moment the doubts in your head, sometimes God will whisper in your ear.” Quote by John Graves
“It's a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It's not a political question, folks. We have to pay for stuff.” PoliticalStuffPayTaxesYeahFolksPrivilege Author:Lewis Black
“Most of the longer-term relationships I've known have been gay relationships. They seem to be able to hang out longer.” Has BeensSeemsAbleTermKnownGayHanging OutGay Relationship Author:Lewis Black
“One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.” KnowsStillsRichOne ThingTomorrowBeing Rich Author:Lewis Black
“There is something about poverty that smells like death.” PovertySmell Book:Their Eyes Were Watching God Source: Their Eyes Were Watching God
“Stupidity really gets me going, when it's just plain stupid, obvious stupidity.” StupidObviousStupidity Author:Lewis Black
“There should be a law that you can't shut down the government - that you don't have that power.” ShouldGovernmentLaw Author:Lewis Black
“It took forever for me to get work because I was a political comic, and now it's become good business, and God knows how long that'll last. You have to do it night after night after night to kind of make it. I still find myself on 'Piers Morgan' or on some show and I think, 'I hope this is funny.'” ThinkingKnowsKindLongStillsShowsLastsPoliticalNightKnow HowForeverComicGod KnowsGood BusinessPiers Author:Lewis Black
“The kids say golf taught them this and that. I get it with the military: A guy joins the military because he needs discipline and has to find himself. But don't tell me, 'Golf helps you find yourself.' I've been playing my whole life, and I'm still looking for myself.” NeedsStillsWholeHelpingKidsGuyMilitaryTaughtDisciplineGolfWhole LifeFinding Yourself Author:Lewis Black