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“When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, "Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.”

Quote by Zach Galifianakis

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Zach Galifianakis

Zach Galifianakis, born on October 1, 1969, is an American comedian known for his distinctive humor and ability to create memorable characters. He has gained widespread recognition for his roles in various television shows and movies. more

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