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“Are you sick and tired of men sniveling and whining about how we women want to smother them? If you can still hear them whining you aren't holding the pillow down hard enough.”

Quote by Fred Green

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Fred Green, born on September 14, 1933, and passed away on December 22, 1996, was a renowned baseball player. He demonstrated exceptional skills and performance throughout his career, winning the admiration of countless fans. more

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