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“I made an impulse buy of a house in Maine to make my wife happy and now have gone back into debt and it's all started over for me.”

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John Hodgman

John Hodgman, born on June 3, 1971, is an American author known for his unique humor and satirical style. His works, including 'The Areas of My Expertise' and 'More Than You Ever Wanted to Know About the Internet', are celebrated for their wit and insightful commentary on internet culture. Hodgman has worked as a writer for the Comedy Central channel and has appeared as a guest on various television shows. more

“Once you're out in a place where there's one sheriff for the county, people have to learn how to get along with each other and that means going to the dump illegally and dumping your garbage and hoping the guys don't call you on it and being terrified of this to your core until you realize after many years that the guys at the dump don't really care where your garbage is coming from.”

People Years Mean Care Guy Realizing Core Terrified Garbage County Dump Sheriffs

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“I think, as we all learn as a child, you have to learn to tolerate ambiguity better and I'm still terrible at it and I hate it; even the word ambiguity makes me sick to me stomach.”

Thinking Children Stills Hate Terrible Sick I Hate Stomach Tolerate Ambiguity

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“It's not a secret family like I have a beautiful, gorgeous wife in Tokyo; I have another mom and dad. I'm the kid and I have another mom and dad in Atwater Village, Los Angeles.”

Kids Beautiful Secret Wife Mom Dad Los Angeles Village Gorgeous Mom And Dad Tokyo

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“Terry Gross. I would rush home from high school to listen to Terry Gross.”

Home School High School Gross

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