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Kit Stitcher: Planet One

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“Humans are a story telling species. Throughout history we have told stories to each other and ourselves as one of the ways to understand the world around us. Every culture has its creation myth for how the universe came to be, but the stories do not stop at the big picture view; other stories discuss every aspect of the world around us. We humans are chatterboxes and we just can't resist telling a story about just about everything. However compelling and entertaining these stories may be, they fall short of being explanations because in the end all they are is stories. For every story you can tell a different variation, or a different ending, without giving reason to choose between them. If you are skeptical or try to test the veracity of these stories you'll typically find most such stories wanting. One approach to this is forbid skeptical inquiry, branding it as heresy. This meme is so compelling that it was independently developed by cultures around the globes; it is the origin of religion—a set of stories about the world that must be accepted on faith, and never questioned.”

“Anyway, thanks to Bob, that Christmas, my mother bought my grandmother and myself both vibrators. Now, as unusual as a gift like this sounds, you have to admit that they are the ideal stocking stuffers. I mean, you can fit the vibrator into the long top part of the stocking and still be able to get another cute little gift in the toe. Well, I have to admit, I enjoyed mine but my grandmother refused to use hers. She was concerned that it would short-circuit her pacemaker. She said she'd gone this long without an orgasm, she might as well go the whole way. And that pacemaker, by the way, was later recalled.”

“NOT EVERYONE SMILES THE SAME WAY BUT EVERYONE SMILES; NOT EVERYONE LOVES THE SAME WAY BUT EVERYONE LOVES; NOT EVERYONE FEELS THE SAME WAY BUT EVERYONE FEELS; NOT EVERYONE DREAMS THE SAME WAY BUT EVERYONE DREAMS; NOT EVERYONE SUFFERS THE SAME WAY BUT EVERYONE SUFFERS; NOT EVERYONE DIES THE SAME WAY BUT EVERYONE DIES; THE WAY YOU TREAT THE ANIMALS AROUND YOU WILL BE THE NATURE OF THE ANIMAL WITHIN YOU”