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Shadowed Blade

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“Anyway, thanks to Bob, that Christmas, my mother bought my grandmother and myself both vibrators. Now, as unusual as a gift like this sounds, you have to admit that they are the ideal stocking stuffers. I mean, you can fit the vibrator into the long top part of the stocking and still be able to get another cute little gift in the toe. Well, I have to admit, I enjoyed mine but my grandmother refused to use hers. She was concerned that it would short-circuit her pacemaker. She said she'd gone this long without an orgasm, she might as well go the whole way. And that pacemaker, by the way, was later recalled.”

“NOT EVERYONE SMILES THE SAME WAY BUT EVERYONE SMILES; NOT EVERYONE LOVES THE SAME WAY BUT EVERYONE LOVES; NOT EVERYONE FEELS THE SAME WAY BUT EVERYONE FEELS; NOT EVERYONE DREAMS THE SAME WAY BUT EVERYONE DREAMS; NOT EVERYONE SUFFERS THE SAME WAY BUT EVERYONE SUFFERS; NOT EVERYONE DIES THE SAME WAY BUT EVERYONE DIES; THE WAY YOU TREAT THE ANIMALS AROUND YOU WILL BE THE NATURE OF THE ANIMAL WITHIN YOU”

“How would it be," she asked them coldly as they left the classroom [Prof Binns, History subject], "if I refused to lend you my notes this year?" "We'd fail our O.W.L.s," said Ron. "If you want that on your conscience, Hermoine..." "Well, you'd deserve it," she snapped. "You don't even try to listen to him, do you?" "We do try," said Ron. "We just haven't got your brains or your concentration -- you're just cleverer than we are -- is it nice to rub it in?”