“For breakfast to be called ‘in bed’ instead of ‘on top of a bed,’ the house in which it is about to be eaten has to have at least two rooms (excluding the kitchen); (at least) three, if it has a bathroom.” RomanceHousePoorRoomsMarriagePovertyMorningFoodRomanticCourtPursueMealsKitchenBreakfastWeddingNutritionBathroomToiletsAnniversaryCourtshipEatRoomMarriagesChaseHousesMealWeddingsRestroomToiletBreakfast In BedBed And BreakfastBreakfastsWooEatenKitchensB BHit OnAteBathroomsHitting OnBreakfastedRestrooms Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Then Hwin, though shaking all over, gave a strange little neigh and trotted across to the Lion. "Please," she said, "you're so beautiful. You may eat me if you like. I'd sooner be eaten by you than fed by anyone else.” GodSubmissionFedAslanEaten Book:The Horse and His Boy Source: The Horse and His Boy
“Cannibal, there are outside people which have already eaten a person and have described the taste incrediable... But few of them are in jail!?” JailCannibalOutsideHaveFewWhichEaten Author:Deyth Banger
“Next to the day when I was almost shot by that arrow, the worst day of my life was when I was almost eaten.” Life LessonsAdventureNative AmericanBad DayNative American WisdomLife Or DeathWorst DayMishapsShotArrowMiddle Grade ReadsEatenLife Or Death MomentsWorse Things In Life Book:Spirit Quest Source: Spirit Quest
“Putting wolf in charge of the chicken coop and then asking, 'Why are the chickens quiet?' Spoiler alert: they’re censored... or eaten.” WolfChickenEatenCoop Book:Quote: +/- Source: Quote: +/-
“Animals might whimper if they're hungry or cold. But they dont start screaming. It's a bad idea. The more noise you make the more likely you are to be eaten. If you've no way to escape you keep silent. If birds couldnt fly they wouldnt sing. When you're defenseless you keep your opinions to yourself.” ColdSilentHungryNoiseEscapeOpinionsSingDefenselessScreamingEaten Book:Stella Maris Source: Stella Maris