“For breakfast to be called ‘in bed’ instead of ‘on top of a bed,’ the house in which it is about to be eaten has to have at least two rooms (excluding the kitchen); (at least) three, if it has a bathroom.” RomanceHousePoorRoomsMarriagePovertyMorningFoodRomanticCourtPursueMealsKitchenBreakfastWeddingNutritionBathroomToiletsAnniversaryCourtshipEatRoomMarriagesChaseHousesMealWeddingsRestroomToiletBreakfast In BedBed And BreakfastBreakfastsWooEatenKitchensB BHit OnAteBathroomsHitting OnBreakfastedRestrooms Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Eventually, I headed to the bathroom, and I mention this only because I saw in that bathroom the most quintessentially American artifact I have ever encountered: a bright blue rubber mat resting in the bottom of the urinal emblazoned with the following legend: Epply World's Cleanest Airport Omaha, NE God bless our relentless idiotic optimism.” AmericaOptimismAirportsNebraskaBathrooms Book:Candyfreak: A Journey Through the Chocolate Underbelly of America Source: Candyfreak: A Journey Through the Chocolate Underbelly of America
“Thank god for Vegas. Seriously. A lobotomy wasn’t as effective as a weekend three hours of Red Bull away (from LA, not Pismo) where I wore the thinnest pinned stilettos, gambled like a sweaty degenerate mobster in black loafers, drank like Amy Winehouse and Charles Bukowski’s baby, and snorted throat-dripping lines of coke in a Hard Rock Hotel bathroom with four new best friends. I’d giddily rub off any one of those from the to-do list I wrote in eyeliner on my hotel bathroom mirror.” LoveDrinkingDrunkVegasForgettingUnrequitedHard RockPartyingBathroomsDont CareStilettos And Scars Book:Unrequited - One Girl, Thirteen Boyfriends, and Vodka. Source: Unrequited - One Girl, Thirteen Boyfriends, and Vodka.