“I definitely think we should not serve alcoholic beverages at the lunch break.” Quote by McLean Stevenson
“Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.” WayFeelsHomeFunnyVermont Author:Caroline Rhea
“There's nothing cute or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.” FunnyTurnsCuteTurn OffLovable Author:Douglas Coupland
“Sometimes I think what I write is funny in its quiet way.” ThinkingWayWritingSometimesFunnyQuiet Author:Doris Lessing
“It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have.” ThinkingFunnyHaving Fun Author:Liam Neeson
“I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on set, I don't have to go to the bathroom, I don't have anything wrong, I'm perfectly fine, so through-and-through. I'm not hungry. I'm literally not even in my own body.” WantShouldBodyFunnyMy OwnBreakFineHungryBathroomBursting Author:Kristen Stewart
“At age 31, in 1981, I was voted the best player in basketball, and the most valuable player in the league.” MotivationalAgePlayerBasketballValuableLeagueBest Players Author:Julius Erving
“People don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That's why comedy writers do well - we put out little funny ideas.” PeopleWantWellsLittlesIdeasShowsFunnyComedyCharity Author:Mindy Kaling