“I'm really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.” Quote by Carol Burnett
“So much of my life is not about work and that is usually mainly what I do tweet about. We live a very quiet life.” Life IsQuietTweetQuiet Life Author:Jennifer Ehle
“Children now expect their parents to audition for approval.” ChildrenLiteratureParentApprovalAuditions Author:Mason Cooley
“My mom, the fabulous Bertie Kinsey, is an amazing seamstress. She quilts and sews and is so crafty. We call her the Southern Martha Stewart!” MomMy MomSouthernFabulousCraftyQuiltsKinsey Author:Angela Kinsey
“I felt like Jerry Lewis in France! Let the cast of Heroes go to France! The Office cast loves Scranton! The nicest people on earth are in Scranton. Thank you, Scranton for an experience we will take with us for the rest of our lives.” PeopleEarthFeltOur LivesHeroOfficeCastsFranceJerry Author:Kate Flannery
“Logic teaches rules for presentation, not thinking.” ThinkingTeachLogicPresentationLogical Thinking Author:Mason Cooley
“Oh, I steal things all the time. It's just something I do. I stopped caring a long time ago.” LongLong TimeCaringStealingLong Time AgoStopped Caring Author:Creed Bratton
“The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive…like I did when I was a homeless man.” MenJobsDifferencesHomelessWhatever It Takes Author:Creed Bratton
“I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing.” MenWayMadeKnowingRainCreedsHomosexualityMudOffended Author:Creed Bratton
“I'm a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in the women's room for number two. I've been caught several times and I have paid dearly.” TwoGuyRoomsNumbersNormalPaidCaughtWeird Things Author:Creed Bratton