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“My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it.”

Quote by Anthony Jeselnik

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Anthony Jeselnik

Anthony Jeselnik, born on December 22, 1978, is an American comedian known for his sharp wit and unique performance style. He has gained recognition for his appearances in comedy clubs and television shows. more

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