“We will in fact encourage them to commit more suicides. We have given them death and poison.” Quote by Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“There is no presence of the American columns in the city of Baghdad at all. We besieged them and we killed most of them.” FunnyCitiesMilitaryColumnsBaghdad Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“As our leader Saddam Hussein said, 'God is grilling their stomachs in hell.'” SaidFunnyLeaderHellMilitarySaddamHusseinGrilling Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“The soldiers of Saddam Hussein have given them a lesson they will never forget.” FunnyGivenForgetMilitaryLessonsSoldierNever ForgetSaddamHussein Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“These mercenaries, I swear by God, those who are still in Washington, they have sent their troops to be burned.” StillsFunnyMilitaryTroopsBurnedSwear Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“The Americans, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies.” FactsFunnyLyingAsksMilitaryStupidDependsMethodSillyChecksRepeatsSilly StupidCheck Yourself Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“We will welcome them with bullets and shoes.” FunnyMilitaryShoesWelcomeBulletsBaghdad Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all.” FeelingsFunnyMilitaryUsualSlaughterBaghdad Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“Our initial assessment is that they will all die.” FunnyDiesMilitaryInitialsAssessmentBaghdad Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying.” FunnyLyingMoralMilitaryShameCowardBaghdad Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf