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“Or why you are wearing a picture of Santa Clause on you shirts, but-” “It’s Herman Melville.”

Quote by Daniel Handler

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Daniel Handler, born on February 28, 1970, is an accomplished American author known for his unique literary style and thought-provoking themes. His works have won the hearts of readers worldwide. more

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