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“Nothing can prepare you for the yawning chasm of time that passes in Canada before the healthcare system actually does any healthcare.”

Quote by Jeremy Clarkson

Book:How Hard Can It Be?: The World According to Clarkson

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How Hard Can It Be?: The World According to Clarkson

This book offers a collection of essays and anecdotes that delve into the complexities of modern life, showcasing Clarkson's wit and perspective on various social and cultural issues. more

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Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson, born on April 11, 1960, is a renowned British broadcaster. Known for his unique sense of humor and forthright speech, he was one of the hosts of the popular TV show 'Top Gear'. more

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