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“Now that the Court has declared money to be speech, I say we replace the current Court with some Ben Franklins, Thomas Jeffersons, George Washingtons, a couple of Susan B. Anthony's, Roosevelts, Hamiltons, a Sacajawea or two, and an Abe Lincoln to cover Scalia in full.”

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Elayne Boosler

Elayne Boosler is an accomplished American comedian known for her sharp wit and humor. Born on August 18, 1952, she gained prominence in the 1980s through television and comedy club performances. Boosler's unique style and insightful observations have won her a dedicated following, with her work spanning social, political, and personal themes. more

“When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying.”

Years Ends Shows Black Memories Responsible Tables My Favorite Glasses Flying Ran Hotel Pounds New Year Vegas Las Vegas Champagne Labs New Years Eve Sahara Showroom

Author:Elayne Boosler

“When I was growing up in comedy, there were maybe 10 comics in the whole country. Everyone had a day job. You worked free for years in little clubs, then you got your big break and became a star.”

Years Littles Country Whole Bigs Jobs Stars Break Growing Up Comedy Growing Clubs Day Jobs

Author:Elayne Boosler

“While editors and newspaper owners currently fret over shrinking readership and lost profits, they do the one thing that insures cutting their own throats; they keep reducing space for the one feature that attracts new young readers in the first place; the comic strips.”

Firsts Young Lost Space Cutting One Thing Reader Profit Newspapers Comic Features Owners Editors Throat Reducing Shrinking Readership Comic Strips

Author:Elayne Boosler

“Now I'm starting, relatively, to think straight again. I live one day at a time, one hour at a time. What makes it all worthwhile is my children.”

Thinking Children Time Hours One Day Starting My Children Worthwhile One Hour One Day At A Time Living One Day At A Time

Author:Paula Yates

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