“There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.” ThinkingKnowsFishesInvisible Author:Karl Pilkington
“I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.” PeopleLooksMime Author:Karl Pilkington
“People say Dolphins are intelligent and that but they’ve never done anything that have blown me away. They say I’m a div and Dolphins are intelligent…It just baffles me.” PeopleDoneIntelligentDolphins Author:Karl Pilkington
“I liked being Doc Holliday. It's fun to be insightful and aristocratic, to stand up for your friend and make sacrifices for him. It was fun to be arrogant like he was and have the goods to back it up. He was a very noble character. Although, let's not forget, he did kill a lot of people.” PeopleCharacterFunForgetSacrificeNobleGoodsInsightfulArrogantAristocraticNoble Character Author:Val Kilmer
“Mark Twain created a new type of literature and not a lot of people can say that. Not a lot of people can say they're absolutely original and completely self-made.” PeopleMadeSelfLiteratureTypeMarkOriginalsSelf Made Author:Val Kilmer
“Most films made about the future acquiesce toward death, and I don't want to be told how to define my future.” WantMadeFilmMy Future Author:Val Kilmer
“I don't think of my life as a cliche, but I'm a cliche eccentric. Complete with a strange name - I mean, who's named Val? How many Vals do you know? I mean, really?” ThinkingKnowsMeanNamesStrangeDo You KnowClicheEccentric Author:Val Kilmer