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“We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't!”

Quote by Eddie Izzard

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Eddie Izzard is a British comedian known for his unique performance style and profound social commentary. Born on February 7, 1962, he began his career in 1981 and is recognized for his humor and satire. Izzard is also notable for his public discussions on transgender issues and his identity, making him a prominent figure in contemporary comedy. more

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