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“When it was announced that Michael Keaton was going to be Batman, everyone was mad. When they announced that Val Kilmer was going to be Batman, everyone was mad. When it was announced that George Clooney was going to be Batman, everyone was mad. When it was announced that Christian Bale was going to be Batman, everyone was mad. And everyone was mad about Ben Affleck. So every single incarnation, people are going to be mad; you just can't do anything about it.”

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Baron Vaughn, born on December 18, 1980, is an accomplished American comedian known for his unique sense of humor and acting skills. His performances are widely appreciated by audiences, and he has made significant contributions to the comedy scene with his leading roles in various comedy shows and notable appearances in films and television series. more

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