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“I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using?”

Quote by Steven Wright

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Steven Wright, born on December 6, 1955, is a renowned American comedian. Known for his unique humor style and profound jokes, Wright's performances are typically characterized by dry humor and black comedy, which have won him a dedicated following. more

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