“I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.” KnowsWiseDumbInsultSarcasticInsultingInsultedInsults YouClassic Insult Author:Russell Lynes
“Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice.” GivenWiseAdviceBeing YourselfInsultInsultingInsultedInsults You Author:Russell Lynes
“Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?” HumansHuman BeingsWiseInsultInsulted Author:Russell Lynes
“Your village just called. They're missing an idiot.” WiseMissingIdiotInsultVillageInsulted Author:Russell Lynes
“Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?” WiseUglyInsultLicenseInsultedBeing SelfishI Am Selfish Author:Russell Lynes
“I'm sorry, I'm a little busy. Can i ignore you later?” LittlesWiseSorryBusyI'm Sorry Author:Russell Lynes
“Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own.” MindWiseWanderInsultSarcasticInsultedBeing SarcasticVery Sarcastic Author:Russell Lynes
“Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?” TodayEffortWiseSpecialStupidInsultSarcasmSarcasticInsultingInsultedFunny SarcasticInsults YouBeing SarcasticDissingVery Sarcastic Author:Russell Lynes
“And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!” LooksProblemFacesWiseYour Face Author:Russell Lynes