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“I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job.”

Quote by Jenny Eclair

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Jenny Eclair, born on March 16, 1960, is a renowned comedian. Known for her humorous and witty performances, she has won the hearts of audiences worldwide. Eclair is celebrated for her unique comedic talent and insightful observations, holding a significant position in the comedy industry. more

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