“He's so small, he's a waste of skin.”
Quote by Fred Allen
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Fred Allen
Fred Allen was a renowned American comedian, born on May 31, 1894, and died on March 17, 1956. Known for his unique humor style and satirical wit, he was a regular on American radio and television programs from the 1930s to the 1940s. more
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