“My wife told me that in the Bible, Abraham circumcised himself... wow! I can't even get to the bank before it closes.”
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Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan, born on July 7, 1966, is an American comedian known for his humorous and insightful performances. His style of comedy is characterized by its wit and keen observations of everyday life, often touching on themes such as family, religion, and interpersonal relationships. more
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