“Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.” Quote by Tre Cool
“You just can't pull out the gun and blow the TV away anymore 'cause the baby might be sleeping.” MightCausesSleepTvsBabyGunBlow Author:Tre Cool
“I've never been beaten up! I'm a black belt in Run-Fu.” RunningBlackBeatenBeltsBlack Belt Author:Tre Cool
“A considerable number of persons are able to protect themselves against the outbreak of serious neurotic phenomena only through intense work.” PersonsAbleWorkNumbersSeriousProtectIntenseNeuroticOutbreaks Author:Karl Abraham
“I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different” LittlesDifferentUsedDrinkSmokeBeerPotTequila Author:Tre Cool
“Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings” FeelingsHandsHurtCactus Author:Tre Cool
“I can't stop bleeding and I can't stop having sex with corpses.” I CanSexCorpsesBleedingHaving Sex Author:Tre Cool
“I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.” PeopleDyingDogSnowBuriedStarvationAvalanchesAlmost Dying Author:Tre Cool
