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“Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.”

Quote by Bo Burnham

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Bo Burnham, born on August 21, 1990, is a talented comedian known for his unique and satirical humor style. He has gained widespread recognition in the comedy world for his insightful commentary on contemporary social issues. more

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