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“I love when you get boner spam for boner pills and the subject is Be a better lover. Oh, the boner was the problem on that? That's why I'm a bad lover? Do you have a pill that's gonna make me care if she cums? That would be a medical miracle.”

Quote by Doug Stanhope

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Doug Stanhope is a renowned American stand-up comedian known for his distinctive humor style and sharp social commentary. Born on March 25, 1967, he has gained popularity for his bold performances and candid life experiences throughout his career. more

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