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“It was a sh*t sandwich.”

Quote by Kris Humphries

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Kris Humphries, born on February 6, 1985, is a former professional basketball player known for his strong rebounding and defensive skills during his NBA career. He played for multiple teams in the league, including the New York Knicks, Los Angeles Lakers, and Brooklyn Nets. more

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