“Do you know who will be in charge of health care? The IRS. You thought getting audited was bad? Wait until your next prostate exam.” KnowsCareNextWaitingHealth CareDo You KnowExamIrsProstate Author:Jay Leno
“Tonight the Republican presidential candidates had a big debate, 10 candidates. The last time that many rich white guys got together, I think Exxon merged with Mobil.” ThinkingBigsTogetherLastsGuyWhiteRichRepublicanDebatePresidentialCandidatesTonightLast TimePresidential CandidateWhite Guys Author:Jay Leno
“During last night's Republican debate, Mike Huckabee got a big laugh when he said that Congress has been spending money like John Edwards at a beauty salon. Then Huckabee got an even bigger laugh when he said he's running for president” Has BeensSaidBigsRunningLastsNightPresidentLaughingRepublicanBiggerCongressSpendingDebateLast NightMikeSpending MoneySalonsBeauty Salon Author:Conan O'Brien
“Sam Brownback, Mike Huckabee and Tom Tancredo - those were the three guys who said they do not believe in evolution. The irony will be on them when their campaigns die off in favor of stronger, fitter campaigns.” BelieveSaidGuyDiesThreeEvolutionStrongerFavorsCampaignsIronyTomsMike Author:Bill Maher
“Actually, Joe Biden looked pretty good. In fact, Joe's popularity has gone from 1% to 2% last week to 3% today. At this rate, he could win the nomination by the year 2032.” YearsFactsTodayLastsWinningGoneWeekRatePopularityNominationsBiden Author:Jay Leno
“It looks like Rudy Giuliani is out of the race. Finally, a Republican with an exit strategy.” LooksRaceRepublicanStrategyExitRudy Author:Jay Leno
“The stamping out of the artist is one of the blind goals of every civilization. When a civilization becomes so standardized that the individual can no longer make an imprint on it, then that civilization is dying. The mass mind has taken over and another set of national glories is heading for history's scrap heap.” MindArtArtistIndividualGoalTakenDyingCivilizationMassGloryBlindHeadingsScrap Author:Elie Faure
“The developments in the North were those loosely embraced in the term modernization and included urbanization, industrialization,and mechanization. While those changes went forward apace, the antebellum South changed comparatively little, clinging to its rural, agricultural, labor-intensive economy and its traditional folk culture.” LittlesCultureTermEconomyChangedDevelopmentLaborSouthFolksTraditionalClingingIndustrializationModernizationMechanizationUrbanizationAntebellum Author:C. Vann Woodward
“How happy a thing were a wedding, And a bedding, If a man might purchase a wife For a twelvemonth and a day” IfsMenMightMarriageWifeBedding Book:Poems and songs Source: Poems and songs
“If we are to preserve civilization, we must first remain civilized.” IfsFirstsCivilizationPreservesCivilized Author:Louis St. Laurent