“My parents had irrational fears of Mexico and assumed that once you crossed the border, drug runners made you swallow a heroin balloon and then within the hour you were in a bathtub full of ice and they were harvesting your kidneys.”
This book compiles a series of tweets that have gained popularity for their clever and often nonsensical commentary on the absurdities of life. The tweets, originally shared by Justin Halpern, offer a humorous take on father-son relationships and everyday occurrences, capturing the essence of family dynamics and the quirks of human behavior. more
Justin Halpern is an American author known for his memoir 'I'm Just a Guy, I'm Not a Drug Dealer'. The book is based on his personal experiences and tells the story of his journey from a typical teenager to a successful writer. more
“Knowledge isn't always good for you.”
“To foreswear romantic love forever. To never grow up, never get married. To be maiden eternally.”
“We are a sum total of what we have learned from all who have taught us, both great and small.”
“...success is not a comparison of what we have done with what others have done.”
“One of the greatest tragedies in life is to watch potential die untapped.”