“Ugh, why don’t all men pierce their bloody dicks? I think it could bring about world peace. Like, seriously. Could you imagine all the satisfied, happy women wandering the earth after having sex with big, fat, pierced dicks? World peace, I tell ya.”
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“To not know is bad. To not want to know is worse.”
“Property taxes allow the government to use your property as collateral for their loans.”
“We all make mistakes. Mine was falling madly in love and forgetting to pack a parachute.”
“That's like leaping off a precipice and trying to knit yourself a parachute on the way down.”