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“Your boss is certainly enjoying himself,' says Jason. Danni begrudgingly concedes that Eric is doing a fair John Travolta a'la Saturday Night Fever. But she won't admit that to Jason. 'He looks like a epileptic Ken Doll stuck in a blender.”

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“There was something to be said for refrigerators. Although they inspired waste, they created the illusion that there would always be a tomorrow, you could keep things in them forever. ... Why had the media analysts never done any work on refrigerators? Those who had refrigerators surely perceived life differently from those who didn’t. What the bank was to money, the refrigerator was to food...”

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Author:Margaret Atwood

“I don't want him whipping out his imperial cock for me. Certainly not when he doesn't bother to whip it out for his own folk.”

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Book:When the Moon Hatched

Source: When the Moon Hatched

“In life, it is important to know when to cease attempting to educate people and just allow them to be wrong.”

Humour Educational Philosophy

Book:Market Forces in Gretna Green

Source: Market Forces in Gretna Green

“It’s hard to tell if the tooth that fell off misses the set of teeth in the mouth or the other way round.”

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Author:Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu

“I did not slaughter any squalling babes, Sefa,” I said. Timur was a fully grown adult when I drowned him.”

Humour Murder

Book:The Jasad Heir

Source: The Jasad Heir

“Have you joined a cult?” she asked. Oh, for fuck’s sake. “No,” Josie said. “No cults. I’m Catholic. We frown on organizations that ask you outright for donations instead of guilting you into it by standing next to you with a basket.”

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Book:Magic and Mischief at the Wayside Hotel

Source: Magic and Mischief at the Wayside Hotel

“Happiness is not something that you can find, acquire, or achieve directly. You have to get the conditions right and then wait. Some of those conditions are within you, such as coherence among the parts and levels of your personality. Other conditions require relationships to things beyond you: Just as plants need sun, water, and good soil to thrive, people need love, work, and a connection to something larger. It is worth striving to get the right relationships between yourself and others, between yourself and your work, and between yourself and something larger than yourself. If you get these relationships right, a sense of purpose and meaning will emerge.”

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Book:The Happiness Hypothesis: Finding Modern Truth in Ancient Wisdom

Source: The Happiness Hypothesis: Finding Modern Truth in Ancient Wisdom

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