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“I don't know anything about you, so when you randomly come up and grab my ass, this isn't a friend doing it. It's like, "Who the f### is doing...? I was not expecting that."”

Quote by Brad Williams

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Brad Williams is a talented comedian born on January 13, 1984. He is known for his unique humorous style and witty performances, often appearing in various comedy events and television programs. more

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