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“I have fantasies of burning down an insurance company just so THEY have to make a claim.”

Quote by Alonzo Bodden

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Alonzo Bodden is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and sharp wit. Born on June 13, 1962, he has been active in the comedy scene since the 1990s, gaining widespread recognition and acclaim for his exceptional comedic talent and personal charm. more

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