“My father said I was perfectly suited for Washington because I've always worked around nuts.” SaidFatherNuts Author:Leon Panetta
“Any time you try to create an Internet meme, automatic fail. That's like the worst thing you can do.” TryingCan DoFailingWorstInternetWorst ThingsMemes Author:John Hodgman
“When I was young I had a security blanket and a pet dog. The dog got sick and died and the blanket had to be burned, so I guess I was trying to recreate the image of security in the bunny. It was a Citizen Kane/Rosebud thing.” TryingYoungSecurityDogCitizensSickDiedPetBurnedBlanketBunniesPet DogRosebudsCitizen Kane Author:Hugh Hefner
“I'm so glad to be back in New York. Los Angeles can be so cold, so cruel after you've been-what's the word?-oh yes: 'fired.'” New YorkColdGladLos Angeles Author:Bette Midler
“Bug eating and backstabbing are the stuff of great entertainment.” StuffEatingEntertainmentBugsBackstabbing Author:Mark Burnett
“Spending so much time on the road, I get to fart all the time. Then when it's, like, Thanksgiving dinner and I'm sitting with my grandmother, I can't fart for, like, two hours.” I CanTwoHoursSittingDinnerSpendingGrandmotherMy GrandmotherFartThanksgiving Dinner Author:Tom DeLonge