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“Tennis was a game invented by a woman named Samantha Tennis in 1839, in the village of Lobsworth, County of Kent, as a diversion for the wealthy and titled Englishmen of the region, who had nothing better to do at the time but drink, belch and wear funny clothes.”

Quote by Dan Jenkins

Book:YOU CALL IT SPORTS, BUT I SAY IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE!

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YOU CALL IT SPORTS, BUT I SAY IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE!

This book delves into the unique experiences and challenges faced by athletes in various sports, highlighting the passion, determination, and sometimes absurdity of the competitive spirit. more

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Dan Jenkins is a renowned American author born on December 2, 1929. Known for his humor and satire, Jenkins' works primarily revolve around sports, journalism, and popular culture. His novels and column articles have earned him acclaim in both literary and sports circles. more

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