“To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American.” CaughtScoundrelsAnother Woman Author:Steve Martin
“There's a big difference between the National Book Awards and the Academy Awards. At the Academy Awards you can feel the greed and envy and ego. Whereas the National Book Awards are in New York.” FeelsBookBigsDifferencesNew YorkEgoGreedEnvyAwardsAcademyAcademy Awards Author:Steve Martin
“I think when the movie `Roxanne' came out, which I also had written, I felt something new that I never felt, which was respect.” ThinkingFeltWrittenRespectSomething New Author:Steve Martin
“It's not what you know, it's what you think you know.” ThinkingKnowsAbidingYou Think You KnowLaw Abiding Citizen Author:Steve Martin
“I started a grease fire at McDonald's - threw a match in the cook's hair.” FireHairCooksMcdonaldsGrease Author:Steve Martin
“I'm the leader of the platoon and I run gambling and lotteries, dances and I sell beer illegally. I'm a con man and I'm thoroughly lovable.” MenRunningLeaderSellsBeerGamblingLotteryLovable Author:Steve Martin
“Private companies have a lot of capital. They can run things efficiently and get projects built.” RunningCompanyProjectsBuilt Author:Steve Martin
“As a school board we felt it's an unfair expense to families. The lawsuit has a certain logic to it - if you have free public education, you can't put these things on top of it. It defeats the purpose.” IfsSchoolPurposeCertainFeltLogicDefeatBoardsExpensesUnfairPublic EducationLawsuitSchool Board Author:Steve Martin
“It eventually appeared to be me, cinematically. When I was writing it I was actually an author, you know, writing a book. ... But there certainly is a difference in energy between a younger man and an older man.” KnowsMenWritingBookEnergyDifferencesWriting A BookOlder Man Author:Steve Martin